February 2012
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Thoughts of a crazy fangirl while watching the...
And it will actually take 4 weeks for the next episode to come OH MY GOD FOX HOW COULD YOU. FRINGE CREATORS HOW COULD YOU. LIFE HOW COULD YOU. YOU LIFE-RUINING SON OF A BITCH OF A TV SHOW WHY DO YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH I HATE YOU
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Is it wrong that I worry for the microphone’s sake whenever someone beat-boxes in front of me?
Like those really talented people who can mimic the sound of a beat-box with just the use of their mouths. I admit, it was really amazing and handy especially with the absence of said instrument. But one thing’s I’m sure of (and I might come off as a prissy with some really serious...
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We all have that secret folder in our hard drives we’d die in shame if others see. And no, it’s not porn.
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This is how you get pwned through text
Me: Did you know that sheldon cooper is a taurus like me? :))))) 50points for meee baybeeeh!
Pauu: Well I think I read somewhere that virgo is compatible with taurus hihi
Me: Are u a virgo? So that means we're compatible???? HAHA WAT
Pauu: Yes. I am. Duh. Why else would I tell you that?
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My mother takes pride on the fact that people often mistake her as our older sister whenever the three of us go out. She has such great satisfaction in seeing people’s shocked faces whenever she tells them that she’s the mother of the 20-year-old and 18-year-old girls she’s currently with. And although this makes her insanely happy, I often tone it down because I’m cynical...
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January 2012
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Basically, my thoughts while I was watching the...
DA FUQ?
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
Lol Broyles acting all fatherly on Olivia!!
HAHAHAHA FUCK NO
OLIVIA DUNHAM, YOU ARE THE STAR OF THIS SHOW YOU’RE NOT GONNA DIE BITCH NOW GO OFF AND HAVE SEX WITH PETER
Ohhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
WAT
THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN
Peter, your intelligence is astounding wanna give me some of your DNA loljk
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
MY BEAUTIFUL...
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You know that shit people say whenever you’re on your period and you shouldn’t eat sour food because you would end up with a really nasty cramp that would lead to you crumpled up in a pathetic heap on the couch, slowly dying on your death bed while watching some really crappy soap opera on Philippine TV?
Well, I say, “Heh wow interesting information please pass me that...
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Sometimes I have this urge to blog about all of my feelings, you know. All those sadness, regrets, stupid things I did in the past, about that time when I was absolutely sure I hated God, about how when I was a kid almost every kid my age treated me like trash. I had those urges, to just let it all the fuck out, to just turn into this mopey and sad teenager.
But then I would stop, and think about...
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You know those moments when people sound so apprehensive before saying a bad word? Like they pause for a fraction of a second before saying “fuck” or “shit” out loud. It’s barely there, like it’s a general lull in a sentence but you can sense it, like you have a feeling that this person really doesn’t want to curse but they have to because … I...
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livdunham:
to me, this sounds like
You know your mind is really dirty when you watch this scene and you instantly think about, “OMG SEX. SEX IT IS.” when what she really meant was to look for a room so they could talk about a criminal who wouldn’t just fucking die even though he’s been sliced in half already.
FRINGE WRITERS, DO NOT EVEN TELL ME YOU DID NOT WRITE...
God what am I gonna do with my parents
Me: Papa!
Papa: Whatsup? What do you want? I’m scared. Why are you calling me?
Me:
(This conversation actually happened this afternoon while my parents were chatting on Yahoo! Messenger and I decided to pause my Doctor Who marathon to come piss them off out of their peaceful world. Nothing, and I mean nothing, was edited out of this. That was really what my father said. JESUS CHRIST...
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NO NO NO, SELF, YOU NEED TO STOP PUTTING MEANING INTO THINGS IT IS NOT HEALTHY AND YOU’RE BEING A MASOCHIST PLEASE JUST RETURN TO YOUR COCOON OF COHERENCE AND REALITY DO NOT MAKE ASSUMPTIONS YOU DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT’S REALLY HAPPENING PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS TO YOURSELF COME ON COME ON FORGET IT FORGET THAT YOU’VE EVER READ IT PLEASE. NORMALCY, NORMALCY, LET’S...
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How Jennifer Aniston infiltrated my brain
Have you ever been in a situation wherein you’re doing something ordinary, like sweeping the floor or cutting your fingernails, then suddenly something really irrelevant and useless to your life comes up into your mind and you can’t stop thinking about it?
I have.
I always have.
I was fixing my bed sheet a while ago. I have to tell you that I really hate fixing my bed sheet mainly...
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There are times when I feel so lazy that I just wish I were a tire so I can just roll around and around and around and around.
This is a bulleted post it's boring go away I hate...
Oh hello bullets. I’m back with a vengeance!!!
I’m feeling quite depressed today. And it’s all because of Globe and its continuing refusal to approve my request for unlimited texting
I know I rarely do this unlitext thing Globe but for fuck’s sake just this once can you stop being such a goddamn bitch because seriously shithead it doesn’t fucking suit you and I...
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I was reading a book about how an abortion is done and all I can do is clamp my legs together and close my eyes shut as my horribly vivid imagination tries to picture myself lying down on a bed as a wicked, evil woman hovers on my parted knees with a poisoned catheter on her hands ready to poison my unborn child.
Several seconds later, I opened my eyes to realize that I’m just lying down...
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It has been a lifelong dream of mine to learn how...
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There is nothing more agitating than downloading a video and halfway through it the internet suddenly decides to become Satan’s bitch and lose signal for 2 minutes, therefore making you want to murder someone using your bare hands because the high definition video that takes an hour to download stopped when you’ve waited 30 goddamn minutes already. 30 goddamn motherfucking minutes.
I...
December 2011
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I’m not trying to be sentimental (but I actually am lol) but this New Year is the sixth time my father won’t celebrate with us ever since he left five years ago. It’s just weird, you know. I was still in high school when he left to work continents away, and of course you might expect me to get used to it after all this time, but I still feel like there’s something lacking...
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I was looking through all the folders here in my laptop and I came across a photo of one of my celebrity crushes and apparently, I saved it with the title “ang gwapo mo puta” because coherence and shame was clearly not with me during that particular moment, probably hiding somewhere deep within my entire being knitting oven mittens or sipping tea. And now I’m torn between...
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I’m just warning you that this post is gonna sound fangirl-y but I honestly don’t care right now because everything is Downton Abbey and nothing hurts and everything is perfect and beautiful and Matthew and Mary finally came to their senses, finally realizing after 8 long fucking years that they belong together and Richard Carlisle is gone with the wind and the servants and the masters...
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Sometimes when people say how much the presidents of their country suck I just want to tell them to try to be a goddamn president for a day and see what they could have done and couldn’t have done to make their country a better place, because from what they’ve all been saying it’s like they have figured out how to run a motherfucking country, therefore they have all the right to...
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I saw a photo of Anna Torv sitting on Joshua Jackson’s lap a while ago and oh my god I flipped out like fuck but I decided that I’m gonna let that one slide because they’re cute together and I can definitely share my one great love with her BUT SERIOUSLY GURL you’re crossing some major boundaries there and even though you’re pretty and I like you I JUST CANNOT LET...
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My mother has once again left the house a few hours ago only to text me right now to tell me that she won’t be coming home until tomorrow. And believe me, I want to fool myself into thinking that there’s nothing really strange or weird about this but I do, I do think this is the universe’s way of telling me that my social life sucks, that my mother has a better and more...
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What is the point of a life eating hot dogs...
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When your playlist is on shuffle and your favorite...
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November 2011
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“I don’t litter. I don’t throw garbage in the street. Not because I care about...”
– Patrice O’Neal (via soupnazi)
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I now conclude that Katie Holmes is one lucky bitch because she gets to stare at Tom Cruise’s lovely face every goddamn morning and she gets to cuddle with him and come to think of it, she even has the privilege to bear his beautiful babies!!!
Have you ever wondered why you always crush on men old enough to be your father?
I have.
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I had my first ever celebrity crush back when I was probably 5 or 6 years old. He was a PBA star player, and is 40 years older than me.
My family still tease me about it up until now, but really guys, you should have seen him play. He may not be underwear-dropping when it comes to his looks, but he was hot and he’s amazing at basketball.
I actually saw him a few weeks ago on TV and the...
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My mother asked me a while ago if I wanted some homemade pizza. Being the hungry fellow that I am, naturally I said yes. And then I asked her if I was going to be the one who would make it, and then she nodded like it was the most obvious thing in the world, like I just asked a rhetorical question. She gave me this look that she can’t quite understand why I’m asking such a question,...
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A post that would make people judge me
Earlier during class our substitute professor made us write on a piece of paper what companies we would want to end up after we graduated, and I just couldn’t help but look at the whole situation so goddamn absurd that I’ve let out a few grins while writing my choices.
I’ve written I would love to end up in a publishing company because I have this dream of being a book editor,...