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Hi. I'm eighteen - which, to be honest, scares me. I love a lot of things. And I hate a whole lot more. I blog because I can. I say fuck, because I can. Okay. There is nothing here that is relevant to your lives.
P.S. I cuss. A LOT.

→ Curiosity kills

You know that shit people say whenever you’re on your period and you shouldn’t eat sour food because you would end up with a really nasty cramp that would lead to you crumpled up in a pathetic heap on the couch, slowly dying on your death bed while watching some really crappy soap opera on Philippine TV?

Well, I say, “Heh wow interesting information please pass me that succulent green mango over there bitch thanks I love you.”

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  8:44 pm  |   January 28 2012   |  4 notes  

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